- Thou shalt not cut thine own fringe. It will always be wonky.
- Thou shalt not argue with strangers on the internet. It is a fule’s game and by engaging, thou becomest a fule thyself.
- Thou shalt go to bed at a reasonable hour. Whatever it is, it can wait.
- Thou shalt not push thyself beyond thy limits when thou art sick. Take it easy, or thou shalt never recover.
- Thou shalt not push others when thou art out shopping and people are dawdling and shuffling and writing text messages as they amble along so they have no awareness that they’re in the middle of the causeway and preventing anyone else from getting past, regardless of however much the stupid fuckwits deserve it.
Here endeth today’s lesson.
“A wise man told me don’t argue with fools, cause people from a distance can’t tell who is who” - Jay Z. Advice I keep forgetting to my own detriment.
“Never argue with idiots. They only bring you down to their level then beat you through experience.”
I’m sorry Meg, I can’t promise to stick to number 5. You have my complete support on the others though.
- “Never argue with idiots. They only bring you down to their level then beat you through experience.” - never heard that one before, going to make a note of it!