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Game on

One of the main problems with having a dreary, damp summer (apart from flooding, mosquitos and real issues, obviously) is that I have become acutely aware that I tend to go to come home at night and think about, build and tinker with social/web things, despite the fact that I have usually spent the working day doing precisely that on the other side of London, for my employers.

So, some web tinkering and thinkering is for work, and some is for pleasure. In fact, the trouble with doing what I love for a living is that it’s increasingly difficult to tell where one starts and the other stops. As a result, it feels like my brain is very rarely in “off” mode.

I am determined, therefore, to find some way of switching off of an evening that doesn’t involve sitting in front of a computer monitor with a web connection. It would probably be better for my general wellbeing if it didn’t involve narcotics, larceny or extreme sports. I also find it quite difficult to do absolutely nothing - need to be busy, in some form, or I tend to drop off stupidly early - unless I’m on a plane or train or something, in which case I like nothing better than to get lost in the pages of a book, or listen to music and stare out of the window.

With all that in mind, I’ve been thinking about getting a games console.

Yes, I know - substituting staring at one screen for staring at another is hardly a revolution - but it strikes me that a bit of mindless gaming action might be just the thing to help switch brain off while keeping hands occupied. Incidentally, I’ve already tried knitting - I’m rubbish at it, but that didn’t stop me from making a blanket.

I’m not much of a gamer, to be honest. I have a Nintendo DS, and I’ve previously had (and in fact, still have, in a box on top of the wardrobe) a SNES, and a gameboy about a million years ago. I love the DS for its portability, but I want something I can play at full screen size.

wiiWith all that in mind, I’m thinking about getting a console. Any suggestions? I know everyone says “get a Wii!” but I just don’t think I’d play it so much once the novelty has worn off - and besides, I’m going to be playing mostly on my own, and I really get the impression that Wiis are more social tools.

My current leaning is towards picking up an old PS2. Any reason why not?

And then there’s the games, of course. I realise that the console choice can be largely influenced by the availability of decent games. On my DS I’ve enjoyed playing Super Mario Kart, Super Mario World, MiniMario vs Donkey Kong and 42 Classic Games (though I only like a handful of those - I think they’ve made up at least a dozen of them, anyway) and on the SNES I played the hell out of Super Mario Land, Prince of Persia, Super Mario Kart and so on.

Can you see a theme, here? No, it’s not just the fat plumber in the red hat.

See, I’m not ashamed to divulge that I’m not particularly into complicated games. My tastes are pretty simple.

I like running around, jumping over and onto things, occasionally picking things up, or solving things, or obliterating things through some innocuous means. I like pointless quests and platforms and things with lots of levels and worlds to conquer. I don’t care about being a footballer, a spy or a hired killer. I’m not interested in hunting down and/or slaughtering mobsters or monsters. I’m not a big fan of violence or screams or the realistic soound of shells detonating in the trench a few feet away. Dammit, I want to play games to relax, and that means rather childish, puzzling, low-skill games which I can get good at and do on autopilot.

I’m also looking for recommendations for some games which fit the criteria above. If it’s called MoronDeathBlast 9: Los Angeles, I’m probably not interested. If it involves faffing about a bit with a controller in a half-awake state, then bring it on.

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