So, for the last few weeks, I’ve had a fragment of a pastiche song lyric floating in my head as I sit idly on the tube, but haven’t managed to get any further with it.
In the spirit of harnessing our collective wisdom/crowd-sourcing, I thought maybe you might be able to help.
The tune: Coldplay’s In My Place (video link)
The lyrics so far:
On MySpace, On MySpace
Were contacts I couldn’t erase
Just get lost
Oh yeah
Well, I said I hadn’t got very far.
Over to you.

Just get lost, Just get lost
Made contacts I shouldn’t have made
Just get lost,
oh yeah
Yeah, how long does your page take to load?
Yeah, I don’t care if you’ve adopt’d a toad?
Yeah, how long does your page take to load?
Double clicks, check my hits,
I flickr’ed all my pics
- you can see my trips.
Yeah, as fast as a sticky turd,
Yeah, your page loading word by word
Yeah, an unexpected error occurred
Random caps, random caps
And pages that just seem to crash
Or play shit
Oh yeah
Youuuu, must be logged-in tooo dooo thaaaat!
Yoooou, must be logged-in tooo dooo thaaaat!
Yoooou, must be logged-in tooo dooo thaaaat!
Ohh.
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