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Televisual Gold, Guaranteed

Attention TV commissioning Editors (especially those from BBC3/Channel five/Sky three/ITV3): the summer’s on its way, and before you know it, it’ll be sunny and warm and that means that commissioning new and interesting programming for the autumn season is just going to get in the way of long liquid lunches and hanging around with your sleeves rolled up in Soho Square.

But fear not! I have the answer to your problem, in the form of this handy mix’n'match show title generator.

Using literally minutes of brainpower, combined with a lifetime of passive couch-potato activity, I’ve distilled the essence of winning programming which has proved so successful in the past (if the broadcast schedules are anything to go by), and turned it into a simple formula:

Proper Noun (Possessive) + Superlative + Plural Noun

Simply hit the link below and - hey presto - highly derivative televisual concepts a-go-go! Your show title will appear in the box beneath. Simply copy, paste, find some “edgy” music for the titles, get a voice-over from Ross Kemp and you’re sorted.


hit the button to secure your place at the BAFTA award ceremony

 

Try again if you’re not satisfied. Or, maybe try commissioning something good, for a change?

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