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Things I learnt from the boys behind me on the bus

Special International Edition: San Francisco (#3 route, Filmore St - Union Square)

  1. Carlo is gay
  2. Ruben is, like, totally gay
  3. Amanda in seventh grade either
    a) will do it with anyone
    b) hasn’t done it with anyone or
    c) definitely did it with that guy Josh in sixth grade, the one who looks gay.
  4. This last fact is known by all the sixth graders and all the seventh graders, seriously.
  5. There may be a significant stake ($5) up for grabs for anyone who can establish the veracity of any or all of these claims.
  6. In other news, Deon once did a rubix cube in, like, 4 minutes.
  7. When asked who helped him with this, the answer was, apparently, tu madre.

It’s funny, isn’t it. You fly halfway round the world, the money changes, the accents change and the terminology is different, but the conversation of kids at the back of the bus is universal.

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