I have to share this very short movie of Pickle pretending to be stuffed. I have never seen her so still.
Statue Cat on Vimeo
(If the embedded player above doesn’t work, try here)
(and don’t look too hard at the mess in the background - we were in the middle of spring cleaning)

Sweeeet. You don’t fancy occasionally feeding the fat greedy idiot across the road, do you? Yes, I mean the cat. The one currently trying to open the food cupboard WITH HER FACE.
*taps fingers on desk and wonders why nobody is postin*
\”Postin\” -Southern Verb, to post. lol
soo strange