…if it doesn’t hurtle down a mountain/across a frozen expanse at breakneck speed* OR come in a cynical wrapper** OR involve making decisions about what I do with myself from 9-6 on workdays***, then I’m afraid there isn’t enough space in my head for it right now.

Sorry.

* People who do the Luge must be insane, right? Really enjoying the Winter Olympics coverage. Hoorah!

** Several interviews with international press and press agencies, a whole heap of links (so far this year (among others) we’ve been Metafiltered, Farked and had the whole LJ/Forum combo shakedown, which is always a bandwidth killer - donations welcome!) and still two days to go. We’ll see if the server holds up. There are now 37 cards for your sending pleasure. Feel free!

*** Don’t ask. Suffice to say there’s probably a whole take the money/open the box type metaphor to be had here, except without either money or boxes. Blind gambling is always fun, isn’t it?