(for the artist who should just fucking STOP already, and put us all out of our misery)
Oasis. Seriously, lads, what are you still doing? Every time you get up on stage it’s like you’re your own covers band.
Also nominated in this category: Elton John. He’s richer than God, and yet still he insists on the occasional release (so to speak). Why bother? Sit at home and count your piles instead!
