| Men in black woollen 3/4 length coats and checked shirts yelling into their mobile phones: | 7 |
| Women with sparkly handbags: | 9 |
| Men smoking but not really smoking (i.e. putting the cigarette to their lips and sucking smoke into their mouths and then blowing out): | 1 |
| Announcements about unattended luggage within a 9 minute timespan: | 3 |
| People who looked really, really French: | 5 |
| Yoofs in hoods looking menacing: | 2 |
| People dressed as giant teddybear with a hurty ear: | 1 |
| Men carrying washing up bowls containing several packets of cheesy Wotsits: | 1 |
| People in suits drinking cans of Fosters: | 3 |
| People in suits drinking cans of other brands of beer: | 4 |
| People who asked me directions to the Eurostar terminus: | 3 |
| Couples clearly embarking on a dirty weekend in Paris/Brussels/Lille/etc: | 3 |
| People with white earbuds: | 8 |
| People with other colours of earbuds: | 7 |
| People subconsciously and subtley grooving to whatever music was playing in their ears: | 2 |
| Women in bright pink coats: | 6 |
| Women in furry gilets and pashminas (darlings, that’s so passé): | 9 |
| Women in woolly hats which really didn’t suit them: | 1 (me) |
