1. It wasn’t him what broke the windows at school
2. But he got excluded anyway
3. Which weren’t fair, brar
4. It was Chris and Lennox and that lot
5. Everyone assumed it was Travis too
6. But it weren’t
7. And he told them
8. In fact, he told the headteacher that she was like totally fucked in the head if she fought it was him
9. This was based mainly on his assertion that if someone broke his windows he’d be proper grieved
10. He never broke no fucking windows, true
11. And he never disrespect anyone, brar
12. Amazingly, they excluded him anyway
13. His parents don’t want him smoking no grow, innit
14. They don’t give a shit if he smoke cigarettes, blood
15. They don’t care at all
16. But his grandfather lets him blaze in the kitchen
17. He don’t smoke in the house or nuffink
18. But when his parents are out he blaze up big in the bedroom
19. His dad’s a fucking hypocrite, blood
20. Like like like like like like he don’t smoke or nuffink, but once a year he {sound effect of puff puff puff}
21. This one time, he left a q in the middle of the bed
22. He usually keeps it under his pillow, ya kna
23. His dad found it and was unimpressed
24. His dad took it away
25. Travis suspects that his dad smoked it
26. His parents don’t work or nuffink
27. He don’t like being back at school, innit
28. In fact, he’s like like like fucking bored
29. He’s gonna blaze by the playing field
30. Just cotch all day, blood
31. The best person to buy it from is Phil from Fulham
32. He’s notoriously bad at timekeeping
33. But he cuts a good deal, innit
34. Otherwise, there are several people in Hammersmith who can supply the goods
35. And who are known for being open all hours
36. But who aren’t so good on price, apparently
37. One time he was selling a quarter to some kid at school
38. And he told the boy to hide it in his sock or whatever
39. But the boy didn’t, and got caught by a teacher
40. Who then asked who give it to him
41. He didn’t say nuffink, though
42. Which is good because otherwise Travis would have like boxed him up good, blood
43. If he passes his exams, his mum’s gonna give him like five Gs
44. Innit, brar
45. She don’t care what he does after
46. But wiv his five Gs he’s gonna get a car
47. And a massive pile of drugs
48. And get fucked up
49. And blaze for days
50. True

Both he and the friend he was talking to were wearing the school uniform of my old school. Now that’s scary.