My top is so bright today, I can’t actually look down at my arms.

I mean, it’s very nice, and people keep saying how much it suits me, but it’s fundamentally pink and I can’t help but notice that they tend to rub their eyes when walking away.

In Funny Face, Kay Thompson as Maggie sings Think Pink: a magazine editor’s tribute to the rosy hue.

If she’d been singing about this shade, it’d have been “Think Piiiiiiiiiiiink Fucking Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiink Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK”

That’s how pink this top is. It wouldn’t have made such a good musical. In fact, it might have scared underage audience members.

I’m going to put a jumper on.