Get a medium-sized watermelon.
Scoop inside out of watermelon.
Mush up contents in blender (seperate seeds if you can be arsed, but they won’t kill anyone).
Add 1/3 bottle vodka (350ml?) and 1/3 bottle lime cordial.
Add 6 heaped spoonfuls of sugar, the juice of a squeezed lemon or two and lots of crushed ice.
Pour back into hollow watermelon and serve.
Fruity!
