Cooking without a stove. Brilliant.

1. Boil kettle.

2. Place noodles in one solid block in a noodle bowl (preferably unwashed and fished out from under the bed), being careful not to rip the packaging.
3. Save the packaging.
4. Add soup mix to top of noodles.
5. Add 1-2 tsp red hot chilli flakes to top of noodles.
6. Pour boiling water over noodles.
7. Put packaging on top of noodles, covering the rim of the bowl. secure with chopsticks.
8. Wait two-three minutes.
9. Remove packaging and stir with chopsticks.
10. Add chilli sauce to taste.
11. Consume cross-legged on the bed, at three AM, with friends, weeping at the strength of the chilli, but thankful that you can’t taste the “soup” “flavouring”
12. Put empty bowl and chopsticks under the bed.