Is it crutch or crotch? I’ve survived nearly twenty nine years on the planet, convinced that the euphemism for the genital area was crotch, but recently, I’ve been hearing all sorts of people saying crutch in the context of, you know, down there.

Now, I always thought a crutch was the long stick-like thing you leant on. If you’ve got one of those down there you’re either very lucky or you need to see a doctor. Either way, you’ve got no need for the thirty-six emails I’ve had today about how to increase your legth and girth and please the ladies.

Mind you, neither have I, but that doesn’t stop the spam merchants guaranteeing that they can make mine grow twenty one inches in three days.

Oh no, wait, I misread that.