An overheard conversation in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil, featuring a PR bint talking about her recent honeymoon:

PR Bint: “It was mad. We went and, like, lived in the Amazon for five whole days.
Laddish Bloke: “Oh yeah? Cool”
PRB: “Yeah, we saw anacondas and everything”
LB: “Yeah? Did you see any pygmies?”
PRB: “Um….I don’t think so. But we went fishing for piranhas, and ate them”
LB: “Cool! What did they taste like?”
PRB: “Gawd, disgusting. Mind you, everything tasted totally disgusting out there.”
LB: “Yeah, they can’t cook, can they?”
PRB: “No, and everything was so dirty. But it was such an adventure, living out there!”
LB: “Yeah, musta been. Cut off from everything….”
PRB: “Oh no, we were in a resort…”

Sudden sound of boiling water poured on human skin by irate eavesdropper. Me.