File under: Life, Overheard

A bit of Friendly Advice

  1. Then do it yourself
  2. Take some cough medicine
  3. Read it before you send it
  4. Call your mother
  5. Eat more fruit
  6. Put it in an envelope to increase available writing space
  7. It’s not always about you
  8. Use deodorant, or possibly washing that shirt
  9. Sometimes it’s more important to want to do something, than to actually do it
  10. Cranberry juice
  11. Then don’t do it
  12. Then don’t read it
  13. That’s not your job
  14. Is that your job?
  15. That’s not your job
  16. Think before you say it
  17. Think really carefully
  18. Wet it, then stick it back on again