Moving house, parts one and two: complete.

Things I realised today.

1. Seven a.m. actually exists on a Saturday
2. It should, however, be banned
3. P likes pretending to be a WVM
4. I hate stairs
5. We have a lot of books
6. They are all heavy
7. Chinese food can be sort of slimy
8. The road to Harpenden is very dark
9. Sometimes, it’s best not to speak to the people you love the most until after you’ve had some breakfast.
10. You can get bike oil marks off walls with fairy liquid
11. The Olympia Cafe do wonderful bacon butties
12. The freezing rain will wait until the precise moment you are unloading the van to thrash down
13. I need more sleep at weekends
14. Like, some. Any. At all.

And now, to bed. Part three is thankfully a few weeks off. Zzz.