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Eavesdroppings

Eavesdroppings:

  1. “I wouldn’t tolerate this in any other aspect of my life, so I’m sure as hell not going to tolerate it from my cleaner”
  2. “I like wearing coffee”
  3. “I was attacked last night, there were three or four of them”
  4. “…probably die of stupidity”

In a vaguely unrelated sidenote, can someone please explain to me why some americans feel the need to TALK VERY LOUDLY even though they’re on the phone to or a mere two feet away from their subject? Is it especially windy in the states or something? I just don’t get it.