Things people have said to me so far this morning
08.06.01 | No Comments
- “Want me to do it? Or you do it? You eat toast, I’ll do it”
- “What you want, lady?”
- “The train going through the tunnels on the approach to LLS…”
- “I dunno - give them an SQL statement and they think they’re Hitler”
- “I’m never going to drink again”
- “So we bought paint, a lovely cappucino colour, and it was exactly the same shade as the plaster”
- “F1 doesn’t work, you have to use E1 for diet coke, ok?”
- “So what’ll I say? Just tell him that the bloke from downstairs came up and yelled at us?”
- “He wants to know whether he can come up this Friday. Can you squeeze him in?”
- “Would you like a receipt?”
