Apr 27, 2001
I find eHow a bit
I find eHow a bit disconcerting. I mean, some of the information is useful and practical, and some of it makes you think “jeez, if I managed to switch on my computer and kickstart the browser, I think I might be able to blow my nose, maybe.”
Current topics worthy of investigation:
- How to evaluate a sneeze
- How to introduce people
- How to create a “Guy That Got Run Over by a Car” costume (not really, but that’s just genius…)
- How to wear a hawaiian shirt
What I would really like eHow (or in fact anyone) to tell me is the following:
- How to spot a doomed relationship from far far away
- How to reconcile a busy life with a stressful job and sufficient sleep
- How to prevent bedhair
- How to actually finish reading a book rather than ending up with six on the go at once and no clear understanding of storyline
- How to take a holiday or a sick day and not feel guilty
- How to not just be friends
- How to respond to the comment “you look great - what’s up?”
- How to tell someone you like them but not in that way
- How to walk to work comfortably but without having to lug a change of shoes
- How to remind myself to buy batteries
- How to stop all my clothes turning into one enormous ball of static
- How to find the mythical perfect shoes that every girl dreams of
- How to avoid cancelling dates/lunches/appointments/dinners out of a fear of commitment, lack of organisation, over-tiredness, lack of clarity, workload, etc.
If you’ve got any answers, do let me know. And what would you like to know how to do? You never know - I might be able to help. Maybe.












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