Hmm. I’ve been looking all over the web (with no success) to find pictures of the Brawny paper towel guy and the Scott’s Porridge Oats bloke, in order to settle an argument between my flatmate and I about which one would win in a punch-up. I think the Scott’s caber-tossing hunk of manhood could probably take on Mr Brawny, but without documentary proof, it’s difficult to say. We can scan the Scott’s bloke later, but if anyone fancies scanning Mr B and sending him over, I’d be eternally grateful….

Update:
Actually, Luke has developed an interesting parallel cereal theory. Scott’s Porridge Oats are made by A&R Scott, who also make…Quakers Oats. So that would make the porridge guy a quaker…meaning that he’d never hit Brawny, right? So however wimpy Mr Brawny is, he could open a can of whup-ass, and the Scott’s Oats man would have to turn the other haggis-filled cheek.

Now you see what I have to live with?…

Last cereal-related comment (maybe it’s because I’ve missed breakfast the last few days?) - unbelievably, some people find the Quaker man scary. I, however, used to think he was God. Yes, really. No, I don’t know why.